Dragon hunting in the Amazon with my pet Zebra

Aug 01

exhists:

i still cant walk past a group of people at school without looking away and hoping they don’t see me

Aug 01

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Aug 01

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

Aug 01

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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Aug 01

peardita:

omgthisusernameistaken:

avengingjedi:

flatbear:

COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS

#Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…

THOSE TAGS THOUGH

headcanon accepted

Aug 01

somethingaboutaredsweater:

#The moment we had waited for through all seven books.

Aug 01

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

Aug 01
Aug 01

masteradept:

theseraphimwolf:

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

Still the best of Kevin Smith’s work.

Aug 01

chronic-genderbender:

"Those poor boys"

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"She deserves to be punished too."

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"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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"She put herself in harm’s way"

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"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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"She ruined their lives."

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